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MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><A title="How an Australian convict set out to kill the pastor" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy, 12-2010.pdf"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><FONT color=#000000><STRONG>Latest edition December 2010</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></A></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><FONT color=#000000>&nbsp;</FONT></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><A title="Spot the hardened criminal!" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy20108.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: navy"><FONT size=4><FONT color=#000000>&nbsp;<STRONG>August 2010</STRONG></FONT></FONT></SPAN></A></SPAN></P > </FONT></SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; 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Try the Spy</h2> </div> <div class="entry"> <p> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A title="Does God anser prayer?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%207-2008.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><FONT color=#000080><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></A></SPAN></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><A title="Why the dog's tail was cut off..." href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%2012-2004.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 10</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><o:p><STRONG>&nbsp;</STRONG></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><A title="Why French people eat snails?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%203-2005.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 11</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><o:p><FONT size=2><STRONG>&nbsp;</STRONG></FONT></o:p></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><A title="Will James survive his swim to the shore?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%205-2005.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 12</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><o:p><STRONG>&nbsp;</STRONG></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><A title="The secret of the burnt painting..." href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%206-2006.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 13</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A></SPAN></P > <P style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="COLOR: white; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><o:p><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>&nbsp;</FONT></STRONG></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt"><A title="How his comrades were dead and blown to pieces. 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MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt"></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A title="Does God anser prayer?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%207-2008.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><FONT color=#000080><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></SPAN></A></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><A href="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/Spion.htm"><IMG style="WIDTH: 150px; HEIGHT: 135px" border=0 hspace=0 alt="" align=baseline src="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/Image%20Bond%20Ape.png" width=143 height=238></A></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center>&nbsp;</P > <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A title="Does God anser prayer?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%207-2008.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 20</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > </SPAN></SPAN> <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt"><o:p><STRONG>&nbsp;</STRONG></o:p></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A title="What happend to Willie and his father?" href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy,%202009-1.htm"><SPAN style="COLOR: silver"><STRONG><FONT color=#000000>Number 21</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></A></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG><A href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy, 12-2010.pdf"><FONT color=#000000>Number 22</FONT></A></STRONG></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN></P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" class=MsoNormal align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><A href="http://bennozuiddam.com/Spy, 12-2010.pdf"><FONT color=#000080><STRONG><o:p></o:p></STRONG></FONT></A></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > </p> </div> </div> <!-- If comments are open, but there are no comments. --> </div> <div id="sidebar"> <ul> <! [SlideBar Begin]> <li id="SlideBarID1"><h2><span>Cork leg</span></h2> <ul class='xoxo blogroll'> <li> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><STRONG>Good advice:</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN>When an angry motorist paid his speeding fine, he held up the receipt and said to the cashier, &#8220;And what am I expected to do with this?&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Keep it&#8217; replied the cashier with a smile, &#8220;When you get four of those, you can buy yourself a bicycle.&#8221;<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Flea market:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a flea?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>Bugs Bunny.<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Bad taste:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>A missionary was about to be boiled and eaten by cannibals. &#8220;You won&#8217;t like me&#8221; said the missionary to the chief, &#8220;here try a piece.&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>He then cut a piece off the calf of his leg and handed it to the chief, who tasted it and spat it out with disgust. The missionary was set free and lived a long time with his cork leg.<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Good Questions: Lawyers sometimes ask people strange questions during court cases.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">* &#8220;How far were the cars apart when they collided?&#8221;<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">* &#8220;Were you alone or by yourself?&#8221;<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">* &#8220;Were you present when your picture was taken?&#8221;<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">* &#8220;How many times have you committed suicide?&#8221;<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">*<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Did you kill yourself?&#8221;<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Good advice:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>A doctor asked a patient,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Have you had any other advice on you complaint?&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Yes&#8221; replied the patient &#8220;I have consulted a natural healer.&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;And what stupid advice did he give you?&#8221; demanded the doctor.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;He told me to come and see you.&#8221; replied the patient.<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Good dog:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Dogs are man&#8217;s best friend.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>They never give advice, never borrow money and have no in-laws.<o:p></o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">On the ball: A group of ministers formed a bowling team. They called themselves &#8216;The Holy Rollers&#8217;.<o:p></o:p></P > <P >&nbsp;</P > </li> </ul> </li> <li id="SlideBarID2"><h2><span>Smiles</span></h2> <ul class='xoxo blogroll'> <li> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Healthy food:</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Why do French people like to eat snails?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Because they don&#8217;t like fast food.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Correct title.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Name please&#8221;, demanded a stern Officer.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Sneeze&#8221; replied a Chinese man.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;I don&#8217;t want any Australian nicknames,&#8221; snapped the Officer.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Okay, my name is &#8220;Ah Chew&#8221; replied the man.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Good cook.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>Wife: &#8220;I&#8217;ve made the chicken soup.&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Husband:<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;What a relief, I thought it was for us.&#8221;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Sick cause.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>How did the man catch a cold?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>He just opened the window and &#8216;In-flu-enza&#8217;.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Nice dog.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Go in&#8221; said one man, &#8220;don&#8217;t be afraid of the dog, you can see his tail is wagging.&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Yes&#8221; replied the other man, &#8220;but he shows his teeth at the same time, and I don&#8217;t know which end to believe.&#8221;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></SPAN>&nbsp;</P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Ding Dong.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>What is it that never asks any questions and yet you answer it every time?<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN>A doorbell.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"></SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Good news.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>A wife phoned her husband, &#8220;Dear, I have some good news and some bad news.&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>He replied,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Sorry, I am in the middle of a meeting.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Just give me the good news.&#8221; &#8220;Well&#8221;, replied the wife, &#8220;the air bags in the car work perfectly.&#8221;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P > <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-AU style="mso-ansi-language: EN-AU"><STRONG>Lost Cat.</STRONG><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>A husband disliked his wife&#8217;s cat, so he decided to get rid of it.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>He drove about a kilometre and dropped the cat.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>When he arrived home, it was waiting at the door.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Next time he went further, but the cat returned.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Then he went further and further and each time the cat soon returned.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>At last he drove the cat along every winding road he could find before letting the cat go.<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Hours later he phoned and asked his wife, &#8220;Is the cat there?&#8221;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>&#8220;Yes&#8221;, replied the wife. &#8220;Well put him on the phone&#8221; said the husband, &#8220;because I am completely lost and can&#8217;t find my way home.&#8221; <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P > <P >&nbsp;</P > </li> </ul> </li> </ul> </div> </div> <div id="footer"> <p>&diams; <a href="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/LibraryA.htm">Library </a> &diams; <a href="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/Jokes.htm">Jokes </a> &diams; <a href="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/Moppen.htm">Grappen </a> &diams; <a href="http://www.bennozuiddam.com/Fancy Photos.htm">Picture Gallery </a> &diams; 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